'Gimme Gimme Gimme a Crunchy Nut after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the craving away
Gimme gimme gimme a Crunchy Nut after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day' - ABBA
I often wonder if rehabilitation centres actually exist for Crunchy Nut dependency...
Hello, my name is Nige, and I’m addicted to Crunchy Nut!
People from all walks of life are chasing the crunchy nut dragon; This involves placing powdered crunchy nut on baking foil and heating it from below with a lighter. The crunchy nut turns to a sticky liquid and wriggles around like a Chinese dragon, hence the name Crunchy Nut Dragon . Sugary fumes of corn, sugar and peanuts are given off and are inhaled through a rolled up back issue of Miracle Worker.
One thing is for certain; Crunchy Nut abuse destroys lives.
Moderation is impossible. Complete abstinence is the only way forward.